8/31/2002 02:16:43 PM|||Amy|||smattering.org >> the friday five

This could be a new and fun Friday activity which will aid me in spending more time at work feeling guilty about being non-productive, and will mitigate the slow, ticking minutes to the time I will sneak from my office, tiptoe down the hall, then rage into and out of the elevator in order to make a hurried dash to my car (which currently I park a half mile away) and then race down the highway like a stock car racer where I will send rude symbols of aggressive behaviour to all the other drivers until in the final moments of my panic I will arrive breathlessly with an elevated heartbeat at my son's daycare to fumble with the keypad lock and trip over the door frame to find him and wrench him from the grasp of the slave traders who will be finishing their negotiations with the daycare workers upon the realization that I was five seconds late to collect him and since I foiled their profitable business venture they will instead charge me twenty dollars for each half second of my tardiness.

1. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you currently own?
My nightgown
2. What piece of clothing do you most want to acquire?
Another nightgown
3. What piece of clothing can you not bring yourself to get rid of? Why?
My nightgown for its quality of comfort
4. What piece of clothing do you look your best in?
Not my nightgown
5. What has been your biggest fashion accident?
Anything I've worn before I began my love affair with my nightgown which, sadly, I am reluctant to wear beyond the front door.|||80965418|||