5/17/2004 11:53:10 PM|||Amy|||So, I'm sitting here with two of my children at my feet and trying to work out if alcohol lets all of our inhibitions flow because we really think the things we say or do when we're drunk and we're just basically looking for an excuse to air them, or if alcohol just makes us stupid and we say whatever or do whatever random thought or act flies helter skelter into our brains without thinking through the consequences first. I'm pretty sure I might have gotten naked with one or two different people because of the latter, and I am really sure that I have gotten at least a couple of raises in my lifetime because of the former.

But, tonight, I made kind of an ass out of myself - in that, I had a very serious conversation with someone for which I am definitely sure that neither of us was prepared.

To which I can only express one wretched gurgle and for which I can only apologize.

And if all of this is awkwardly worded, just chalk it up to those two incredibly strong sour apple martinis I had earlier this evening.

Wow. Winston is incredibly speedy when she's after a fast moving bug.|||108485665073725122|||urgh