7/26/2004 03:25:55 PM|||Amy|||You know, one of the things I like most about being a state employee is that universally most people expect state employees to be as dumb as a guy going 90 on a motorcycle without a helmet or protective clothing in fast moving traffic at 2 in the morning after the bars have closed, as thick as the version of the OED that most people put on a stand because it's just too damn big to lug on and off a bookshelf every time you want to look up the proper spelling of "loosely" and "moralled" (which isn't in Merriam-Webster, so I'm not sure if it has two l's or just one), as bright as a glow in the dark stick on star that hasn't seen any light in at least a couple of days. So, when I do something which is especially dumbass-like, I can almost always get away with it because... hey! I work for the state! Whaddya want for nothing?
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