1/27/2005 11:52:45 AM|||Amy|||So, I just checked out the death clock and a fun little death quiz, and it turns out that I am scheduled to keel over at 76 or 78. I wonder if more fiber would get me to 80?

I should probably stop using Heroin too. That's got to be good for another 2 or 3 years on the clock.

Just kidding! I have never even gotten close enough to Heroin to see it! I don't use Heroin. No, really, I truly just prefer plain old natural Peyote.
|||110684849287154567|||My Imminent Death1/27/2005 01:37:16 PM|||Judy The Great|||Isn't Peyote high in fiber?1/27/2005 01:51:12 PM|||Lisa|||mine says I will die at the age of 91. So I really need to build a good relationship with Caroline so that she will take care of me when I'm old and dribbling. Also, got your message. Will call.1/27/2005 01:53:42 PM|||Lisa|||also I checked Daddy. It said he expired in 1986 and to have a nice day.