3/22/2005 02:07:00 PM|||Amy|||Turns out that today is World Water Day. I think there is a certain irony to this, brought to mind by the ad on the Google search site for World Water Day, which said to conserve water by drinking Starbucks. The irony is that whenever I drink anything, I immediately have to pee it out. Am I doing my part to conserve water by taking it in and giving it back? Should I be pissing outside in the dirt to conserve the water flushed away by the toilet? Why, oh why, cannot women evolve hose-like, point and shoot, urinary devices by which to effectively return water waste to the planet?|||111152236564300252|||World Water Day