Kangatopia

I have this plant in my office, and lately, I’ve noticed that it’s become a bit of a water whore. I water it on Fridays (unless I forget) and then check it for dryness several days later (whenever I think about it). You might think that this plant is neglected, but Oh! it’s not. It thrives – what with all the long tendrils and new shoots and jaunty appearance! But, lately, I seem to be watering it more frequently. Could it really be that thirsty? Is it just trying to get my attention? Does it need more than just water? Should I sing happy Irish ditties or sad ballads to it to slake its thirst?

This plant is the first plant I’ve ever bought for myself, and I really want it to be happy.

We are all in this together.