December 9th, 2005
Mess
There is an awful mess in the women’s bathroom on my office’s floor. It looks like something dragged itself up out of the toilet in one of the middle stalls and then hauled itself around to the mirror to fix its hair and disappeared down the sink. All in the 20 minutes since I was last in the bathroom as I am in the middle of the feverish task of swigging down a 2 liter bottle of Coke Zero.