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How to Justify Your Sin
With sin comes guilt. Guilt feels bad, and is therefore a hindrance to a healthy and productive social and psychological existence.
Here are some tips on how to justify your sin. These little self manipulating psychological guides should help you justify your sin and then move on with your life.

Steps

The first step [...]

Yesterday, on the way to pick up Bear and take him to school, I slammed on my brakes to avoid hitting an SUV or pick-up truck or something.  Winston, who was in the back seat, exclaimed.  “Whoa” she said, and I could see little exclamation points drifting above her sweet baby head.
She’s so damn cute.

Today, I read my horoscope and it said fun is fun, but come on – stop all that fucking around and get to work. I thought, cool. Finally, my horoscope is telling me what I’ve been telling myself all along.
I have a real addiction going on match.com. I’m not really all that [...]

I realized this morning that I have some stories to tell from the last few days, but haven’t gotten around to telling them. On my birthday, I got up early, packed up my bike and after taking little Bear to school, I drove out to a local lake that has some really good cycling trails [...]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
YOU LIVE IN A ZOO!
YOU ACT LIKE A MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!!!!!
CHA-CHA-CHA!
Now go out and party like an animal! Just keep the flinging of the feces to a minimum!

I work with an Asian lady who started at UTSW shortly after I did.  Every birthday, major event, or just to say thank you, she brings me a gift.  The first several times it really bothered me.  I wanted to do something nice for her, and apart from her birthday or just performing the responsibilities [...]

We are off to the gym, but this is just a note that at my weigh-in this morning, I am 4 pounds away from my next goal.  I have lost almost 20 pounds since beginning this thing.

Monkey:
I’ll take care of you when you’re old. I love you. I’ll let you go to sleep. I hope you have a nice day. When you are old, I’ll give you water if you want water – or milk, if you want milk. I love you – I’ll clean you [...]

The kids and I went to the gym tonight. Before I dropped off the kids in the childcare center, I ducked into the changing room with Winston and Monkey to change a very soggy diaper. As I was bent over Winston on one of the benches, I heard a voice say, “Are you [...]

I rode 43 miles on my bike on Sunday. The ride went very well, but the roads were a little “choppy” in places and the wind seemed to be against us for most of the ride. The weather was otherwise cool and there wasn’t any rain or difficult humidity.
When I started out, I [...]