Kangatopia

Monkey:  “Mommy, how do you know our dog is a girl?”

“Because of her girl parts.”

“Ewwww”

(Ew?  Why ew?  What is she learning at daycare anyway?)

“How can you tell from her farts?”

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Shep and I took the kids out to the lake today for an extended play session at a very crowded park (it’s been a beautiful Sunday afternoon kind of day) while we took turns riding our bikes.  I did a double lap around the lake for a total of 18 miles, and he did one quick lap.  He amazes me.  He’s been riding his hybrid for 3 months now, and could probably race if he were on a road bike.  His speeds are incredibly high for a guy who hadn’t been on a bike in probably 20 years before he bought this one.

Anyway, I’m starting to feel massively guilty for not getting Bear out with us.  Riding a bike would, hopefully, trump his addiction to Lego Stars Wars II on Shep’s Play Station.