March 30th, 2007
Some nights
Like tonight when it’s raining pretty damn hard - enough to ruin any chance that I might get out and ride a rally in the morning - and no one is around, I think things like:
Wow. I’ve really fucked up my life, and I keep fucking it up! And I’m so fucking gleeful about it. Christ, I love Leonard Cohen. This blog is really boring. Who gives a flying fuck how many calories I consume? But, then, I’m not writing this for anyone other than myself so I think I’ll begin and end each post with the word, fuck. What a great word that is. I wonder if Shep and I are going to make it through the weekend without breaking up. Probably not. I’m so goddamned tired of all this.
And it goes on and on and on.
March 31st, 2007 at 1:22 am
I, for one, hope you don’t make it. Seeing you at the lake made me realize what a mistake it was to break up with you. I really want you back so ditch that fat waste of space and call me for fucks sake.
March 31st, 2007 at 1:45 am
I’ll second that. I too yearn to be with you dearest Kanga. Please my love, cut that fat fuck loose and let’s get on with our big romance.
March 31st, 2007 at 1:49 am
Make that three of us. Tell that fatass to hit the bricks so we can hit the sheets.
March 31st, 2007 at 1:55 am
You know I’m in. Get rid of fatty so we can make our email tete-a-tetes into sweet reality.
March 31st, 2007 at 12:39 pm
You forgot about Julien, and the other lawyer, Steve - oh, and we shouldn’t forget the cop whose name was… I think… Robert. Oh, Oh! What about my ex-husband, and the Dutch guy in Ireland (also Robert)! Not to mention Greg from college and Marcus from Nortel! Really, you need to work harder on your memory and keep the roster straight.
March 31st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Oh, but wait… I see… I’m only in actual contact with the first four and not really with the first, third or fourth and the second one has told me that after last weekend’s little drama that he’d rather keep his distance. So… I don’t know if any of this applies.
March 31st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Oh, and I should mention that David Townsend would never drop a comma like that. Really.
April 1st, 2007 at 7:45 pm
oh some of those men are best not remembered… say the ex and definitly Marcus - goodness if they begged for you back that would just be FRIGHTENING and not the slightest bit flattering.
Shall I get in line and beg for a turn or would that just be wrong?
April 1st, 2007 at 9:41 pm
If you can clear it with Shep, I would do you anytime!
Yeah, it’s funny - I had mostly forgotten Marcus but I figured if there was going to be some past dredging then might as well add him to the list.
April 1st, 2007 at 11:32 pm
this is a busy entry. i like it. so many comments. i’m a big fan of kangatopia and have been trying to keep up. i love the exercise and biking and diet and monkey stories. you smoke?