October 17th, 2007
Bloody Mary Day
I have just been informed that my boss has called a meeting for this afternoon at 4pm in our chairman’s office. There will, apparently, be a strict requirement that we must all share in the responsibilities of finishing off the local stock of vodka, gin, wine, rum, nutrient rich bloody mary mix and other available mixers that will be purchased at the liquor store across the street just prior to the meeting.
Oh, Thank God.
