Kangatopia

A year ago today (which since this is also the summer solstice, I am hopeful that this all means something in a profound, mystic sort of way), I wrote a vague little bit in this blog about ****. (I’m not supposed to write about him here anymore so I’ve been a little evasive on [...]

9) Rub one out
8) Buttering the toast
7) Batter dip the cranny ax
6) Stuff the taco
5) Feed the kitty
4) Light the lamp
3) Put the lotion in the basket
2) Play cars and garages
1) Squirt the penguin

The days are a series of tasks to complete, or objectives to meet. Maybe this isn’t such a bad way to live. Except… I often feel as if I am hurtling through the day, the week, the month. Things happen to cause change, but I don’t realize, until long after our [...]

Week 4 was actually sort of a disaster diet-wise. Having convinced myself that I was not eating enough and was thus hurting my performance on the bike, I have been eating too much. Otherwise, the week has been fine.
Shep and I broke up yesterday morning. He can’t deal with my shit. I can’t deal with [...]

I honestly don’t know what is going on. I had the brilliant idea this morning of posting a comment to say that I have accepted Shep’s resignation and released him from his obligations effective today, but that would be playing a game I am not enjoying.
I gave Shep a login to my blog several [...]

To All – Please accept this as formal notification that I am leaving my position as schmuck, sucker and slave to Kanga and her
family effective April 15, 2007.